He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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