so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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