So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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