Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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