Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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