Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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