i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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