I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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