R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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