There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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