Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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