Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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