so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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