You made me cry and you don't even care
you traded sex for a burrito?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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