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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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