So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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