at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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