after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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