Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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