i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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