Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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