What a fucking waste of an outfit
babies were throwing up all over the place
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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