Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
