Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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