she looked like the bat from fern gully.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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