he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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