that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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