Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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