Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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