there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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