i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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