So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
worst night to have a conscience
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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