Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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