nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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