Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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