Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The Olympian is in my bed
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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