This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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