..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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