If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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