Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
that's an acceptable place to lick
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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