I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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