Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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