If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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