is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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