are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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