I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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