After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
barbara walters just said penis...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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