Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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