It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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