dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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