i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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