I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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