There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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