My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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