You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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