I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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