Already got asked if we're dating
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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